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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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- k5 P$ G$ v( r$ q* `4 Z Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed, Y3 b7 g/ D' B4 y* ?
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Follow my lead D5 L2 N1 K9 U! W( t$ P
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And yes, indeed8 B% \" }( t; C2 S1 p) M8 @
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You will be:% e8 R! W9 D4 m R! k- a4 h$ h
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Popular!
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You're gonna be popular!- n' B! O+ C# m/ R
# f/ u! S! y# R& Z- }( `' z+ z% H& J I'll teach you the proper ploys! n, b1 V) U) k" e6 [8 N
0 A4 Y0 `" c, T, ~3 h0 l When you talk to boys
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, g/ q2 W1 _; c8 ? Little ways to flirt and flounce
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7 c7 k9 U: P E# e9 t I'll show you what shoes to wear
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How to fix your hair4 T/ K( M: R- ~7 O: k0 @% D
' d7 q& y) z- z7 e# z2 D Everything that really counts+ t3 _: l0 x9 h" a5 q( ?& n
' j9 J2 N; C" H( y- A To be popular3 P6 V# ]8 X0 s+ r: |, @" c
9 Z" i0 b" x+ j" ^" X6 U; n% k6 _ I'll help you be popular!
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# B+ F) S4 M4 U. W1 ?$ d' v+ s You'll hang with the right cohorts
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& B3 z7 O R: @. W8 f You'll be good at sports/ o" s+ b) a9 v
[, _3 t; b I6 f Know the slang you've got to know
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y2 G6 q* ~; d& r; ? So let's start W$ `% U* j J u8 Z
8 j7 z! \0 v! j% G( r 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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Think of it as personality dialysis! h5 \; f$ l1 b% r
6 _1 B6 P! A: j& f$ o. N& a Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a4 ]4 O. C5 G; C& r: N6 h
/ \4 J5 J$ N/ V& g! @5 d( w Sister and adviser
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There's nobody wiser) J6 i8 d9 f% W) `+ L& \. t! V
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I know about popular5 O9 V3 K+ o: y. I8 T
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And with an assist from me
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To be who you'll bee6 P/ r& ^4 n! z4 h8 J# s* r {
: y& k( c0 f: Y9 r; o ` Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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There's nothing that can stop you
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