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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
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" q1 F/ r# D; A% v9 c7 u Follow my lead) e! F# U$ Q) r0 X, J! M) i' H
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And yes, indeed
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You will be:
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You're gonna be popular!& z8 j/ N6 Q. n# H+ y6 S0 r5 ?
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I'll teach you the proper ploys
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O( F1 s" `, V. o' _ When you talk to boys
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Little ways to flirt and flounce
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. Y; ?+ ]% U! N/ N* A2 w I'll show you what shoes to wear' Y2 i7 D. T$ Y# T
9 F8 d5 |* l. T4 Y* }: e How to fix your hair
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2 k- f3 F2 k8 O5 x4 N' Y& C' ? Everything that really counts& r" I2 P, O( i! \; I! T
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To be popular2 m. r a0 h7 X. W
' _# q6 a. l4 ^$ {, V+ S% n I'll help you be popular!
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4 O% v0 r$ M1 ]) P7 m You'll hang with the right cohorts
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; a9 j! m( k {& [' j' x I You'll be good at sports
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Know the slang you've got to know
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So let's start2 Y) t$ V2 r$ I0 g# G: E% t& e) {: @
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis) {7 l" x h, i* ~7 _: v
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Think of it as personality dialysis
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+ i2 d+ @& c' T6 z: s1 x6 ]* d Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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Sister and adviser
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There's nobody wiser$ e( l7 [% J: B; T3 f4 C
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8 W: `2 m# q# }* P( ^( T# B4 b I know about popular
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And with an assist from me
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To be who you'll bee
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There's nothing that can stop you* T" H3 Q( i- }! G4 y
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From becoming popu-4 q' m0 J0 `1 M. q- {0 h+ \/ F
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Ler: lar:
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