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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face; m$ m0 ^0 B g! t' A: \+ e
' }1 Z( T( A+ }0 b. X2 ~0 t4 U2 Q Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
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Follow my lead
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And yes, indeed/ \! q9 {3 o+ Y9 W! q
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You will be: n7 A4 s$ @' e2 g5 E
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Popular!
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You're gonna be popular!. h) }1 I$ _% n/ W4 _; {8 L& X
- x" p9 y: J% q I'll teach you the proper ploys3 y9 J1 p& J0 L/ h( c- m
$ P, Y, S, C/ {0 [ When you talk to boys( x, _% J9 x% R* I! R* W0 J
* t* Y1 G. b% o Little ways to flirt and flounce6 d" i/ |0 ^) m, K' O
/ ]6 R" q1 Y0 Q- R: O7 X7 I4 o& R6 p I'll show you what shoes to wear
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+ e1 }. h- E& J9 V6 q How to fix your hair
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0 P3 F( l& P/ Z& k8 R Everything that really counts0 X% K9 b# X6 m4 N2 w6 E: |
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To be popular
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3 c: q. [' \2 U5 L I'll help you be popular!
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You'll hang with the right cohorts& J! ]2 a' s6 f) X* t' O* d. G8 D
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You'll be good at sports; c3 B) C5 F4 Y. t
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Know the slang you've got to know
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So let's start
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H) ~4 o5 f z9 a$ M 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:# ~; s: R! i) c4 Z+ d
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis `$ b4 w0 i* ^2 @
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Sister and adviser
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There's nobody wiser3 Q1 O/ \( ~! O2 r/ Q
# w- }3 L4 x) K" j& ~ Not when it comes to popular -
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& k2 S. P3 C& R0 B5 \, K8 g9 k I know about popular
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/ m4 u* r [& F) ?% G$ t And with an assist from me; Z* n& I j8 U- I h7 u& y
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To be who you'll bee" p. }# E7 C) [2 F v# E& s
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:; c; G& k) v) ?1 _% h) k( E! F! q
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There's nothing that can stop you
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