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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face: _9 z/ D4 V0 @" s. Z o" O, J
! ]3 Y) V/ r/ g P% X4 ]6 p8 S) p Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed, d/ T- F/ X/ k; l6 ?: w# ^1 @- ~" E1 s
/ k8 X; o" g# a3 V) ]+ r9 Z0 B% P, t; \ Follow my lead
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$ x: Y# C* n5 G2 k$ |: ^ And yes, indeed
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You will be:& l/ p4 z5 r" b2 C& @8 y, ^6 l7 J& ]
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Popular!: b. V w! c; p
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You're gonna be popular!
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I'll teach you the proper ploys
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$ l8 T% f B6 s* a, [ When you talk to boys
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. u! _! ^# h3 ^: n Little ways to flirt and flounce/ l- a, G, c$ H- Z4 N/ \ p
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I'll show you what shoes to wear
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How to fix your hair
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( `6 V- x8 O1 p" R/ J Everything that really counts
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1 k7 j# T5 m# s' ?, `$ } To be popular( [- Y$ J( O1 ?! T* t+ m
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I'll help you be popular!) P% h, M& D3 e+ i2 n- E
3 T) M* y9 Z3 `4 {% A You'll hang with the right cohorts
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You'll be good at sports
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Know the slang you've got to know
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6 h& n- a" s; ] So let's start
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:% ]5 m. R$ a# T4 \! e4 D K4 ~
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis" V2 G% g" q% X( i% P6 v" X, v
' w2 M; R" U% N3 x' B" ] Think of it as personality dialysis
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9 l$ E- J& }: V Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a/ \# D4 t$ n6 w1 f* R. {
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Sister and adviser
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+ ]2 o! f0 i# _5 L There's nobody wiser1 M- U/ P3 H0 H# Q! I
' M; C0 M- U- u W; D+ ~- \ Not when it comes to popular -" J- i4 ]; S6 [5 V
2 m6 z0 | f0 _3 v5 d4 @9 b I know about popular
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And with an assist from me
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$ C( h* B d O- b% h$ p To be who you'll bee1 `: M v* R: s( v5 Q% T
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:) `$ E# ]* \, {& {
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From becoming popu-6 N7 J2 L2 ]! y3 q) @- s
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