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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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; G; L+ y' E, s' m& ]; | Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
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Follow my lead
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And yes, indeed
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You will be:
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! N8 G! A# X+ U Popular!
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, `& b! A5 q1 f0 X0 S You're gonna be popular!
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5 ]9 ]) n7 y. ^- @. D I'll teach you the proper ploys
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When you talk to boys
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Little ways to flirt and flounce
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I'll show you what shoes to wear6 W N+ }7 v. u: w* E
3 `# I4 b# w8 b: d. k How to fix your hair
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7 c6 U& c" E( {9 _ Everything that really counts: D$ a L% j5 o! v. w' T
5 g6 C# P9 [2 u% L; k3 S* O+ G To be popular
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) d* C# x. i% H1 u I'll help you be popular!
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" n# ]+ v' ^: x' B/ }5 C You'll hang with the right cohorts- ~, f4 [. g5 c$ j( ?+ I
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You'll be good at sports
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5 C# C7 y3 H7 z- d, C Know the slang you've got to know
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+ ~& z0 w7 ]! G( U7 a9 U0 ? So let's start
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( b6 j! o3 t" Z) n 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:7 l; s1 v. { s- N7 o r- t
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Think of it as personality dialysis9 O9 G* ~# q2 a/ g7 Q
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a3 X: U; b% v# j
6 Q- N, v. l# Q# ?" x; L- y Sister and adviser
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4 v% o! c* h( r( h There's nobody wiser
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1 j p' k }0 S9 b5 v9 o2 { I know about popular5 U$ J; a' S# k& k5 T
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To be who you'll bee
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are: `* b# f k0 m0 r" E! k& v% Y
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