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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed7 w: p( ?8 }' Z# n% X
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Follow my lead4 V9 G z6 Q) L$ S& T# D
6 `6 k/ `1 F9 H- }4 d And yes, indeed) g& u8 A% }( I, Z& e2 j
( y9 L( X: e- s5 S You will be:
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Popular!
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You're gonna be popular!
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6 N1 D3 |- n E: `" m I'll teach you the proper ploys2 U2 r F0 n4 j
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When you talk to boys
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! k# }# \0 h0 f/ d( k# c. g; a Little ways to flirt and flounce
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1 P* T* g$ x3 n8 m3 B I'll show you what shoes to wear
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How to fix your hair* j3 ]2 Z& C" K7 k D" G# e
; b2 o- Z5 Z2 \! E. h- m Everything that really counts- N0 D0 [6 ^! E8 u; z: l$ s
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To be popular4 ?2 n5 T5 n ^- U- ~
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I'll help you be popular!9 t5 `( w8 m0 m L, Z: Q, p' X
7 k. G! Q! i6 ], r i1 @ You'll hang with the right cohorts
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' w1 a0 q6 k1 }) l" \+ G You'll be good at sports
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Know the slang you've got to know: K8 o# G4 x# q$ [" U% c8 l7 P
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So let's start& q/ F' E) z$ R7 y& F& Q
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:" d+ A1 F- O6 F0 l! K
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis* b6 b8 x8 |7 c3 Z1 y
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Think of it as personality dialysis. C+ T0 m( A' x# t
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a+ ~4 Y* I& o3 L* O* i( \8 h0 |
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Sister and adviser6 P, l3 N1 M* Z
3 \( l, v& L x& U- ?1 Y There's nobody wiser
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& e- Z4 ~: I. |1 z. C5 y5 `0 T Not when it comes to popular -
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! ~/ j3 ~; S0 s3 M' v0 R; i I know about popular
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And with an assist from me
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To be who you'll bee
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- s, `! r$ C& f7 y* D Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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8 `% p- [( X; H( }& C' {$ I, S v There's nothing that can stop you
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8 D: c( W+ Y' X1 p, {* o: J From becoming popu-' ~, z2 Y" D) v5 e5 t
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Ler: lar:
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