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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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# Q! X: ?: W, U4 n; g9 w Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
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' }6 g2 ~# Z" R* A Follow my lead; K J5 `, l9 p0 ~
! X' @: b- G4 O4 N/ ~% V/ m. x And yes, indeed/ X+ T' o' E# U- P6 [$ l
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You will be:& a! r4 E1 U* R; K+ ]( V
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9 @: y: q0 ^( H Popular!4 _* n* T( Y- y3 z3 E' c5 i5 B+ w
5 f, l% c9 r+ K4 x ? You're gonna be popular!" t; r4 \+ t- }; T% H& V
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I'll teach you the proper ploys
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When you talk to boys
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Little ways to flirt and flounce+ J) V/ d) c/ {$ i) Y6 Y& i
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I'll show you what shoes to wear) l' E) C* P" J
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How to fix your hair
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9 g- `* b2 I% x5 z5 D/ Q. M Everything that really counts
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' f6 L5 t& ?- Z3 M k8 y To be popular/ d8 t" t% {& G9 a, o
$ |9 X. z3 ]: d9 ~$ F) { I'll help you be popular!2 Y- L6 _5 O0 [! d0 w
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You'll hang with the right cohorts$ g+ O0 D8 u- a) k2 \
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Know the slang you've got to know4 e0 R4 q% } G% U
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So let's start% Z4 ]- }0 k4 q) J
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:) ?9 \7 u5 _% H1 v/ `
3 `& I( L/ H" I; }6 I6 r" } Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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Think of it as personality dialysis
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, H: n+ V" {* e& g) @( h Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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There's nobody wiser' w9 G6 h3 M: r
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Not when it comes to popular -1 O0 L- V3 C' o: R- h" ?
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I know about popular3 d; M) o+ _7 J
/ C! H# k3 B' y4 L5 ]% w+ X. t* D And with an assist from me
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To be who you'll bee- E0 K& D* k% h8 C' X7 z1 ?
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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There's nothing that can stop you
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( J. X2 J* W4 D, N, C, |/ W; j From becoming popu-7 {+ C$ w# Z7 _( w+ }4 {$ l/ l
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