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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face8 r' f p5 x4 m0 n$ [ w
) z/ k8 K* ]5 |# r' N Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed: o! w$ D3 r- J6 v( N
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Follow my lead, D; P L+ y8 }
& r0 t+ u. g& I0 F And yes, indeed% ?1 l; P* B5 C3 i
' x# K- z8 U3 T% D/ }5 f You will be:. C+ H+ s" q, p
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/ R2 }$ c2 N4 A8 D. ^ Popular!
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* W* }( c) e4 C You're gonna be popular!# z5 v4 q, d( V2 d- C
. n2 m1 R8 z# a I'll teach you the proper ploys2 {+ u5 q- T; [6 x, j9 s
7 ^) x5 ~2 ^3 [: H0 \7 m' ~ When you talk to boys
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' h1 I8 K* j- b/ d! ^& w* o% E Little ways to flirt and flounce
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I'll show you what shoes to wear
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How to fix your hair
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Everything that really counts
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, [% \8 c) L$ b& l/ } ?& I5 B ^ To be popular
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I'll help you be popular!, l" M: `+ b n! z0 v: b$ ?+ T, G: ^/ u
1 [; T/ n( h$ A, G1 S You'll hang with the right cohorts6 ?; X( W$ b( Z0 L$ {" y
3 n5 N. a" p* z* Q* D You'll be good at sports$ c0 h7 `3 @, [; ]3 ^
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Know the slang you've got to know2 |( a( `. ]; b! C
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So let's start6 z4 b: @- G, V
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:) M( Y ~+ ` Z1 ]( M8 D( r
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis; z# Y% ~% Q* r5 _; }/ Y
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Think of it as personality dialysis
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a: Y3 H( p5 y* M& a+ C+ P- Y9 l- W
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Sister and adviser
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There's nobody wiser. |. R; r% ^: l; y! v
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Not when it comes to popular -% E6 O6 ]+ X, Q$ P7 r! J( d
) w+ K0 |) A! }; B/ V) r I know about popular% l+ g) f; e) c
% G! A. l4 v8 k" {; \' A And with an assist from me/ Z. H7 j3 t7 A+ N) k1 K2 g
5 s( {# O% c# z1 s; f To be who you'll bee
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5 O0 ` c6 y P7 f2 k2 _$ j2 X Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:; `: w) n) E: h
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There's nothing that can stop you3 H S( ~# ?8 d6 H1 J# Q
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