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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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! V4 `) g0 B: s0 \! n& z @* W Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed, |5 m- A; I8 d
6 }% K* k/ C) q7 Q% ~1 ~* _* D6 C Follow my lead
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And yes, indeed
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8 ]; C; X. d* d; u/ C You will be:; G5 |- u. q2 L2 i- w, p
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9 k8 G- ~1 Z- I# R Popular!7 @% J+ ?" y3 o. s+ s
9 W/ A5 [# `1 `5 |& B8 Q You're gonna be popular!
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I'll teach you the proper ploys! s# ~9 x9 \5 [# a2 z3 t9 n
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When you talk to boys4 I4 [+ ?' ~1 h, M* G
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Little ways to flirt and flounce
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5 u, |6 T0 H" L- j i' O$ j I'll show you what shoes to wear
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0 P; n) a8 |( _9 l& T4 ]% Y How to fix your hair
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' q! `# A& d/ E, f, }# X Everything that really counts
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( s2 i" Q6 W! E7 O To be popular
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- K2 i ]8 c8 @$ @ I'll help you be popular!) A8 m. g' p0 [, n' X" n9 \
' Q- {2 e4 w& O& T/ T You'll hang with the right cohorts
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5 h0 J" o$ @4 Z' I9 U You'll be good at sports
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/ u8 V+ W8 S( z" {1 K Know the slang you've got to know! y2 N7 ^( p2 R
$ B/ F; d2 | u0 c; P So let's start
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% m/ v/ o/ o x& [2 D' ~& I& P 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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Think of it as personality dialysis! v! i7 q/ A1 p1 I3 v1 m
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a4 U/ {' ]4 B1 A0 t
8 ]. ?1 C6 r8 p Sister and adviser: E/ g5 |) r) z3 I
' T1 B9 f% U; o- E( p7 ^ There's nobody wiser
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) y" u* ?9 z. O9 j$ g% y8 R Not when it comes to popular -
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And with an assist from me
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To be who you'll bee
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' J& V$ ?2 N3 R1 u7 W; } Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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There's nothing that can stop you; n$ O- e4 M; w
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