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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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/ ~# T4 O" v+ c0 S Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed- b0 B6 T4 @( n
" X6 ^# l) S: e2 o0 R& U5 u6 L Follow my lead
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And yes, indeed
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7 K% p, e! [6 v% K" X& i You will be:
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You're gonna be popular!- E; H4 j1 ?- A% ?6 R! K& o
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I'll teach you the proper ploys' U* G. e4 ^ N) G) i
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When you talk to boys
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& M( ]5 H7 t1 {6 S I'll show you what shoes to wear
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& l0 J1 `( T3 y( P+ p, S p How to fix your hair
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Everything that really counts
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To be popular. v, B8 g, C- d* I- ^/ h+ r9 W
9 j. w5 D/ a9 R \ I'll help you be popular! D) u" J9 ]& Y7 t7 c: y
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You'll hang with the right cohorts8 k6 }9 g( k3 K8 C% r
* D$ ~$ `0 O' Z- u/ `7 X You'll be good at sports
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Know the slang you've got to know
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; @( N" [/ ^, c; ~- g So let's start
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:! ?( I& f4 |1 b: u
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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Think of it as personality dialysis
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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Sister and adviser
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There's nobody wiser
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Not when it comes to popular -
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7 o3 K& M5 P3 J I know about popular8 a. I* ]2 S+ t& i: b
6 H$ L9 J2 \# p) a; r2 Z, s And with an assist from me D1 e) `. t+ p9 @/ M! w
; b2 W T$ {; Z! e+ C1 p To be who you'll bee
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:) \5 E0 p9 P4 k# M
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There's nothing that can stop you7 G' ~5 U1 a: K9 ?
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From becoming popu-
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