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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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( z, W- W0 R, ] Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
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Follow my lead) \/ b6 b! l" |& i* l% {
' \% O) S2 f1 n And yes, indeed2 O: E$ _# Y6 N+ _! X
2 ]+ Y. {7 S* V You will be:* R6 z; k7 r$ U7 q+ }4 ]# `
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Popular!
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You're gonna be popular!) b e6 \ E5 O6 t8 @4 [5 e
$ D L2 X2 g; _$ x5 I' [) m I'll teach you the proper ploys& \! m P+ G" R2 _1 K" {
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When you talk to boys4 i+ T3 J: w4 T2 c
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I'll show you what shoes to wear, D* a1 R: j1 P3 J9 a, }) s8 n
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Everything that really counts, y: @# @5 t+ N
9 B. ~. e, k. B6 D+ @ To be popular
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I'll help you be popular!
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4 B4 R" _4 u6 G0 j5 z0 _" z" D You'll hang with the right cohorts e' a: d' }4 P; i2 S
9 T( ?" d7 ~! H* Z# }, I You'll be good at sports* B6 N) \* a! o1 H; U
& b8 }9 K9 X W0 B5 u. | Know the slang you've got to know
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So let's start2 P' Y' }& ]5 ]+ W0 U! j
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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Think of it as personality dialysis
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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Sister and adviser
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There's nobody wiser! l3 x! ]+ q% C% G% L
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Not when it comes to popular -
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7 ^7 W. _0 L7 q5 u# x, t9 C+ P I know about popular
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And with an assist from me
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( ?1 p1 m) m: ^! P To be who you'll bee
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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- t0 @5 A' G% u; p, q- W There's nothing that can stop you
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From becoming popu- n N3 O" l8 M9 f Z
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Ler: lar:
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