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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
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Follow my lead1 z3 a: ~, l. y, K; Z, _, W! m
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And yes, indeed
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Popular!
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( X z" T6 ?: x2 Y" u' f3 \ You're gonna be popular!- u' j- Y: ]# b* A7 t0 U0 y% E
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When you talk to boys
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Little ways to flirt and flounce4 I2 A4 ]7 F% y% Y0 h' _% v; U2 V
( l9 p9 d& |8 l' Z% X: i6 } I'll show you what shoes to wear$ j. {; }/ d4 `; m$ \
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How to fix your hair: p! b; w# r) b) O$ r5 D4 n
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Everything that really counts
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To be popular
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I'll help you be popular!5 t& Z7 Q3 r- U. W8 W, h' m
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You'll hang with the right cohorts, t8 x, _/ ]& ?2 a
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You'll be good at sports
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Know the slang you've got to know
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So let's start6 }0 d9 ]& Q( V( c( o8 Z
; {8 E! }- L9 y# \, C" n 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:# }) z' R O5 P8 h3 B, V' B
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis1 C+ G9 D% i3 {. i
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Think of it as personality dialysis
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a3 A% ^; [, {2 k, r: l5 i
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There's nobody wiser# Z) j4 y! f; D
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Not when it comes to popular -
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I know about popular/ h* y) G' U; z- }3 {4 e( l
8 _ r( K: k) u% ^7 R; q, {8 j And with an assist from me
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To be who you'll bee
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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3 P' X0 Q5 ]: b' s8 z+ t9 c There's nothing that can stop you
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! \5 R2 D8 W f- ? From becoming popu-5 t# O2 ]: p7 G% q
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Ler: lar:
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