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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face9 Z( D R5 Y. l
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Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
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Follow my lead
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And yes, indeed/ b9 m3 M% l9 i, ], U1 ]
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Popular!
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You're gonna be popular!0 Y# A G+ {- h3 l- D9 g
% W- m: n3 M# P I'll teach you the proper ploys
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& r0 X$ x+ ]8 N When you talk to boys
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Little ways to flirt and flounce
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I'll show you what shoes to wear9 x0 E w& b# S/ d) A, [4 V
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How to fix your hair4 |$ E4 L& S. O3 P4 E
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Everything that really counts
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To be popular7 S% F9 E; W5 |1 j1 ^
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I'll help you be popular!
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You'll hang with the right cohorts
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You'll be good at sports
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m8 y6 W, C/ b3 ?+ Y$ d Know the slang you've got to know: M% C* V! T- U- G) M/ v
: v) U4 r8 g1 G% _, C So let's start
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* F+ D* e# ^3 U 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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" o; ? R% N6 U/ G Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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. N& G9 c7 O7 c& i Think of it as personality dialysis1 Z s4 s/ p6 D4 P7 ?, I
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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0 r# a* P+ t7 ?0 q There's nobody wiser
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Not when it comes to popular -3 C* u: f! q' H3 d& d, g. ^5 a
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I know about popular
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And with an assist from me
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To be who you'll bee
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There's nothing that can stop you
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