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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face7 I1 U+ D. \, C) _$ A) Q
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Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed6 h6 R7 \! w2 p, T: r% ]+ Q
8 S6 n; u8 K1 |, Q) }1 s& x Follow my lead
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And yes, indeed% K% M/ \* V, D! h; {: P9 b2 b
; H+ y: U& @# x7 E You will be:
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You're gonna be popular!
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3 N3 K2 a+ u5 M1 ^. k I'll teach you the proper ploys3 t* g% k1 p6 b: f4 K
) J l$ E# a3 x- s, E1 U When you talk to boys9 b, ]- Q! U: F5 b- B% U+ k
. V3 T2 U8 p1 d! `! t1 [0 n Little ways to flirt and flounce Y0 s+ c* E. @
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I'll show you what shoes to wear
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Everything that really counts
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v2 m" W* j8 M; r9 T3 D0 H9 t To be popular
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I'll help you be popular!: A2 ?% [8 a# l
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You'll hang with the right cohorts3 o2 U; {3 J8 e' |
3 J- w( h1 }3 w# E# P m You'll be good at sports7 P8 {: U! w9 c0 P
4 J; X2 S6 v7 m' U; s Know the slang you've got to know
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So let's start
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' `! ]8 P. w! }: K' y/ h- R 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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$ B8 P& P& L7 ?2 f1 P u Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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1 A3 ]- V$ W1 J. y+ v5 P Think of it as personality dialysis
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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Sister and adviser
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' S' p7 e" t) y N8 ?3 g* v There's nobody wiser6 b9 G1 T( r# ?3 g! N
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Not when it comes to popular -
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& s/ j* E5 D, t! R, \3 j t6 w I know about popular
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2 J7 O5 H% L; E; `" i8 a* ? And with an assist from me
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. A4 ?. M* @% W$ B! _4 G There's nothing that can stop you: S3 Y8 a( \$ i/ c1 K0 l7 ?' g
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