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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed) o' R& L* g9 s. W
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Follow my lead& `) ~- Q9 ~% `6 f( u, @/ J, N! e
9 P9 a7 j8 A. r( Q! D And yes, indeed
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5 e& e( H: c/ ^ K/ H% K You will be:
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$ @4 W! @! `* D% a0 P v- S, a Popular!" }$ }0 k' |5 a! `3 ~$ }, }
' Y; X* z9 I, b- t You're gonna be popular!) s% `; B2 J$ U$ x6 ]" }
9 _% }, l# ^3 T0 z2 e# C' [ I'll teach you the proper ploys: C* H8 {) G+ ^" w: B4 x* W7 b8 K0 Y
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When you talk to boys
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Little ways to flirt and flounce y% `2 a6 q6 N! f# e
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I'll show you what shoes to wear
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How to fix your hair
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Everything that really counts
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* D5 k% L5 v' \' H+ n1 C4 p& l To be popular
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0 D& E9 B5 ]. X7 M* y/ g* F I'll help you be popular!
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- T: d& O& W: Z: O! t6 c You'll hang with the right cohorts
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You'll be good at sports
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Know the slang you've got to know
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" ]( r' t2 k3 C3 J6 j0 b6 r So let's start
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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) K3 a, |- l; P1 Q! c6 O Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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Think of it as personality dialysis! _ q7 ~5 G0 ~1 G
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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7 i1 [) E& r1 ]' D1 A( c( l Sister and adviser
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There's nobody wiser9 B" o7 `2 X' S! E( m
; ~% T: T; {1 \0 d3 D$ {/ h Not when it comes to popular -: v( L, l* l: _ R5 v
A7 [2 n* y2 i6 c- P I know about popular
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3 Y5 R) q) ?7 |4 y$ `# T And with an assist from me
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7 ?, c f Y) X4 v4 c' L) I: F To be who you'll bee" Q( ^5 w2 v$ o) _$ W/ J
8 D1 p' ]5 X2 P7 Y, R. t$ O7 P) P& F Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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$ Q6 [% O+ p2 `% F } There's nothing that can stop you# P) A& Q4 A3 Z1 g6 X
- }+ q1 H: E$ D& t From becoming popu-
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