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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face2 B H' k/ _3 ?. u
2 W& `9 P9 f; V% ^ Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed& G! {$ ? f8 i; R7 M) x
+ X* A5 }& }% f5 A" ~ w6 L Follow my lead
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2 L# Q% i* ?: v# _5 ?7 R; G And yes, indeed
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You will be:
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You're gonna be popular!1 K# e$ E6 T r6 T1 @, E m. H
5 ]4 \3 U% y3 |+ p) b I'll teach you the proper ploys
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6 f* [" g9 k, V$ y/ I. e8 r When you talk to boys" ^: x) A5 J5 W! J" O1 e. n
7 v/ L- p5 x' g& z" X Little ways to flirt and flounce2 @/ d" E* y4 y1 ^% `$ @+ ^
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I'll show you what shoes to wear
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+ d B }) U" b How to fix your hair* K6 g. v8 D- a6 P+ }4 l
; @0 n0 N( ?2 Z( O0 U7 r Everything that really counts* ~! ]4 o5 @# f) w7 v/ k
+ D- f9 F# I. G( U: J- f To be popular
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6 u1 X6 p5 i; v! ` I'll help you be popular!
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You'll hang with the right cohorts
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/ ]5 c! k. R) z y2 h You'll be good at sports
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- b* y- H/ O& C9 `/ i Know the slang you've got to know
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/ q, L d R; T0 H' s So let's start/ h3 i T! b, t) f" |0 v4 [4 [
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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o( H" V- b& z7 p2 z Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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Think of it as personality dialysis2 P" P( T& P' |& r7 R
9 [0 r! C0 [' o7 [ Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a2 |6 J- l5 Z: a u; Q/ h
; h! }$ @4 \# T5 h6 |3 Z Sister and adviser- _: V N# c5 M! X1 o$ K
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There's nobody wiser# R$ ?0 w/ d; [( K& V4 ? ]
; w& x+ I+ B5 K+ T0 s" [# y8 N8 R Not when it comes to popular -" y6 Y. [6 V# _! J: m
3 D3 ^( [+ J' \7 @) F9 ]; ~ I know about popular# h+ i7 F# |1 H" m+ S
8 i0 c( Z% Y. o8 v3 p, J- ? And with an assist from me2 a8 X% p7 |" B! Q3 @2 I6 f, q
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To be who you'll bee _2 b+ E, }" S+ A' D! d5 _
3 A x/ n& D* d! J. l. Q+ O8 \ Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:' p1 l' J; L- C( |% ^
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There's nothing that can stop you
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1 ~6 O' G& [3 i+ e0 {- q. b# _+ k0 C From becoming popu-
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