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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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$ L, @2 a& v9 P! o1 P Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
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Follow my lead
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And yes, indeed2 D, [+ J+ j4 g
5 R$ y0 [7 u/ H You will be:
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Popular!
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\; V" G4 `0 j& I k) ^ You're gonna be popular!: _1 y" w! H- H0 T' |
4 D L# r: l9 C) S9 T I'll teach you the proper ploys' l Q ~1 y6 I, j; g
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When you talk to boys' h$ {$ r) t+ P( g- p( ^
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Little ways to flirt and flounce V, v5 S4 l3 M/ H
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I'll show you what shoes to wear* E0 L; A+ O* @" [; o
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How to fix your hair
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+ K4 R6 y3 {1 Z: x Everything that really counts' a( ^4 U) S* \( z. J1 n
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To be popular ?: a! R" B8 i1 l4 W0 E6 ~6 }
v7 _3 ?" e0 V* w I'll help you be popular!
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' V; ?9 u; L( y" I- L5 A% m You'll hang with the right cohorts- p! h# n" A5 |" w' h
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You'll be good at sports. i* p! s4 s+ R$ v' [: D& ^
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So let's start7 o& V3 b% I4 V5 z% s' g( v, r
" O' }4 J, i* \7 ? 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:: C6 z" n6 J2 d$ e, L2 L" b
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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" F: `: A) F0 X( }: W Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a" n5 r& z" Y1 X/ O, I# u
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Sister and adviser
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1 Z) b6 }; T! x6 ?& M3 o6 ?) H There's nobody wiser7 f2 W9 M/ Q) D0 `. l' m
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And with an assist from me( q' b1 ~7 ]3 p8 j) a& _! Y/ I
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To be who you'll bee
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There's nothing that can stop you2 p4 Y% h! O) b+ x' h+ {
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From becoming popu-
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