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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed2 m5 D4 A5 |6 I% O3 l$ J5 m5 d9 M
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And yes, indeed
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You will be:* C x4 M S w
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; O3 ^. F+ }8 a1 x7 m! W Popular!
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) `( ~* g" y7 H+ F2 g4 N You're gonna be popular!
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I'll teach you the proper ploys1 @$ x6 O% B+ ]' U3 f& d
& k2 t. [& }, n, W: E5 _+ q1 s When you talk to boys
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Little ways to flirt and flounce6 D# M' ?% A" n) C4 T- [; H
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I'll show you what shoes to wear
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9 H* c& L8 i, u Everything that really counts
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To be popular; i, B, k' h9 i9 Z
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I'll help you be popular!7 n. S" j/ |/ z/ y) S! c
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You'll hang with the right cohorts' a5 c$ y5 W( _3 s& ? u! b" H6 G
8 f( I* Y" \/ P, g You'll be good at sports
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Know the slang you've got to know' i* {0 S, d0 ~! `+ Q2 W3 w7 E
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So let's start; F) R% t; n! O/ z- `5 ?
3 z0 t! L* K1 i' C% l" d 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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Think of it as personality dialysis
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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9 m+ ^" }% p( M( X: O4 ] There's nobody wiser
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6 q; R! J' i3 e/ t& C% ^2 y6 B Not when it comes to popular -
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I know about popular
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And with an assist from me
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:: W B% b6 d: ?0 }) @0 ?
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There's nothing that can stop you" \$ `% F3 y$ H+ \4 w( M
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