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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
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/ S" Q7 v7 {4 N$ j- V2 K7 t6 P Follow my lead
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And yes, indeed; }) F. M. v z4 Q* f# ~ K
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r& e- K9 Z8 R) l$ s! `. C. p You're gonna be popular!
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I'll show you what shoes to wear! ?$ A' J: C& {& T/ y) x
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Everything that really counts
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I'll help you be popular!
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You'll hang with the right cohorts
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Know the slang you've got to know+ G4 ^. m% o" Q4 x8 Q4 E) T+ y& a
( l( C; A& }6 t% E So let's start
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" D( L3 e4 p7 W3 A- a 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:" l" O' `7 N$ g9 L2 d8 ~+ Y0 ?
% `9 F; i' p; e1 z$ f* } Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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Think of it as personality dialysis
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. ^0 _3 c; G+ g- p- p# _2 v+ @: @ Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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p( q' h; J. K* |- p5 O: X Sister and adviser5 B: f8 x$ d5 [% C& R$ j8 c) s
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There's nobody wiser
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0 x4 p8 C8 Z ?3 n7 r Not when it comes to popular -
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There's nothing that can stop you+ @* w# N/ v: P0 N5 r9 t" f1 a S/ Z
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From becoming popu-
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