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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face3 a& L" c1 D" z F* E/ ]
; T3 @% g `5 l9 m% e6 r Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed' w" X6 B T8 ^* l) t
; ^ Y& V% F+ {# b Follow my lead
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- B5 _& X; b9 x# i And yes, indeed
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0 `6 M8 ~6 N" k. u) C6 S' G You will be:" Y: B! s) F. d# f; |
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. }. k% b7 _% x Popular!8 Y: X0 j- o4 K0 n0 s
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You're gonna be popular!* W7 ^- o1 ?4 k3 K# Q! d2 J
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I'll teach you the proper ploys
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, M' W# a- l3 ]' g When you talk to boys
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Little ways to flirt and flounce- n( \4 l Y& p! n. y
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I'll show you what shoes to wear' B- \$ ^: ~3 }5 F( ?, X& q/ G
J; ^# [ P7 L K How to fix your hair% n. m% c3 s$ P( P5 G
& o% @& i" g. ~3 ]/ U7 v/ m( A' s Everything that really counts7 C: E4 M/ z+ l; t
' M( Y, d* O! _5 E! E: U To be popular
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8 b9 ]3 }9 i% K \3 c I'll help you be popular!( R$ O- @- Q: V& A& A9 z' ~$ m
% o* S% Z- W1 s* W/ a1 m: v You'll hang with the right cohorts
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; P! I" D; q3 }: T You'll be good at sports7 J2 {" F% O0 [
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Know the slang you've got to know/ k$ H' Z( E# \, Z7 q: y6 A2 L" d
4 J1 Y1 `" l3 v6 _4 u So let's start4 u) F" h; m$ c; G
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:& E* U# p3 W. x/ c' O% D) h! g$ D, m
4 g: C3 S @ c4 | Don't be offended by my frank analysis) N; o) D9 L$ d5 a. n: f+ H
6 e, p/ h' X; P! W! n Think of it as personality dialysis* r0 | a0 y( g* b7 D0 _
& J5 |8 A" L; @" ] Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a/ V; o7 _) W4 u3 R+ D
# K; ^9 l7 R3 z4 _& N Sister and adviser
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There's nobody wiser
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Not when it comes to popular -
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I know about popular
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' c2 `1 ]) ]' |8 t5 V And with an assist from me4 h6 y& R- E6 u, A& P, S
7 O9 m/ @3 _1 S& b( ^- I* E To be who you'll bee; n) r; A0 ?% U- {+ `; u
2 B5 q3 J+ v# O( u Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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There's nothing that can stop you: a* G9 H9 e$ V, m S" d7 X1 p: J! u
H; s& D! p: ?1 ]3 v7 w6 O From becoming popu-7 \# R- X7 e) R, {; j
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