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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face* _, [( T; V; i) i
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Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed, W' \. S' t, \6 B$ |0 ~1 x' n
9 ~- R8 ^- l! P9 g( l6 k' v Follow my lead5 a8 {, A6 L3 ~* d' ~; T6 X: {
! \# q; x( X4 Z5 L3 H, G And yes, indeed
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You will be:( \7 X9 Q& O9 W, H
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- q' r# N+ k! K Popular!
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3 a" `/ `6 }6 \9 ^: ^, R$ t: Y You're gonna be popular!9 N- x: H Q; J8 [; O: Q; O
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I'll teach you the proper ploys
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' Q2 q. w0 T8 E; k6 v1 z1 V When you talk to boys
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Little ways to flirt and flounce9 d4 j/ |' C S: W
! h8 r) D/ D" P, B1 p# ` I'll show you what shoes to wear
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\4 l/ R, F/ d+ E How to fix your hair$ W! A) r) s- }% t1 p6 }5 t
! H+ R: D* R7 M Everything that really counts
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To be popular
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I'll help you be popular!
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5 z0 I: q4 W" g You'll hang with the right cohorts3 I4 f% c3 K* l' U' v
" s1 e: L0 q- b+ q# p# j# y5 C You'll be good at sports
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0 D" O% h; |$ N3 L+ _, P0 v$ x Know the slang you've got to know
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W1 ?4 n0 t7 v2 i% H' ^; T/ J So let's start
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- y8 O* _! L! X6 a) m 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:, [$ `# |, c8 [; n% W4 l" w
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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9 h1 U2 |) h$ R6 s7 R Think of it as personality dialysis% k* N+ c- Z3 F$ S$ ^
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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! B$ [" S x. J! E3 ]; N* t Q( y; M Sister and adviser
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4 _; `- z4 N: G" k There's nobody wiser
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Not when it comes to popular -
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I know about popular
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2 c) D6 ~% Y5 k6 {! ^ And with an assist from me& e& `4 v, \6 Y* j
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To be who you'll bee4 P- a' R& n0 o/ V8 E0 w" ?+ I, ^
6 h+ d, w' Y" z" G* r- v Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:! g. m6 `' F9 R7 Z% K8 _$ @
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There's nothing that can stop you4 J+ U! Z0 y5 _5 H# q; }# ^
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