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 9 w) L3 q0 k( b  J  And yes, indeed
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 You're gonna be popular!1 h8 A8 h9 D$ p7 X
 
 2 m3 J  X9 X' _) Q# `" R  I'll teach you the proper ploys; u7 U6 h1 h0 t+ e4 E- |
 
 6 A8 K2 P" a5 Z9 g  When you talk to boys
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 Little ways to flirt and flounce
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 I'll show you what shoes to wear6 F6 e" k& y4 h
 
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 To be popular8 f" d2 v& s' S4 l, O
 
 & x: w# l2 B; N! ~- y) H  I'll help you be popular!
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 You'll hang with the right cohorts4 }0 Q0 e3 r% A: @  Y' s- O. t
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 You'll be good at sports
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 Know the slang you've got to know
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 5 s% y7 r3 M, U  _9 [7 U7 i9 [  Think of it as personality dialysis
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 3 Z* V7 o( y# H* ]! Q6 E; K  There's nobody wiser
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 $ F+ \; j/ j1 l  To be who you'll bee8 h: h, B; M0 ^/ I! K0 m
 
 5 k1 Z( Z; ^$ G0 b2 g( Q. Y  Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:7 n# n& K4 R, ~3 W% B( b' z
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