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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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6 k' I# [' C- S( R0 [/ b Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed3 H: \+ l# t* e7 R( `% {
+ t# l U% V5 ] Follow my lead0 r# }4 V! ]1 A/ U! P9 o
9 w) L3 q0 k( b J And yes, indeed
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4 F4 L+ V. }' W You will be:
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0 d& f: S) v) s- V7 q$ R8 |' ^3 r8 F Popular!
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You're gonna be popular!1 h8 A8 h9 D$ p7 X
2 m3 J X9 X' _) Q# `" R I'll teach you the proper ploys; u7 U6 h1 h0 t+ e4 E- |
6 A8 K2 P" a5 Z9 g When you talk to boys
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Little ways to flirt and flounce
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I'll show you what shoes to wear6 F6 e" k& y4 h
; {4 o6 ?' [9 k$ m; m" h How to fix your hair
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Everything that really counts" ~* u% U. S5 c; H) ~7 T' ?
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To be popular8 f" d2 v& s' S4 l, O
& x: w# l2 B; N! ~- y) H I'll help you be popular!
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You'll hang with the right cohorts4 }0 Q0 e3 r% A: @ Y' s- O. t
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You'll be good at sports
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Know the slang you've got to know
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7 Y. [7 Q" E0 T! z. x( m So let's start( u7 x% y3 i/ S. J+ U# o% V9 n
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:& T" N! ~+ V( ^$ H
- P- c) Q- M7 g i' B. W7 { Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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5 s% y7 r3 M, U _9 [7 U7 i9 [ Think of it as personality dialysis
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6 m7 g, s/ A6 U/ u: p Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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3 Z* V7 o( y# H* ]! Q6 E; K There's nobody wiser
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Not when it comes to popular -
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+ m* p1 T Z+ a1 C I know about popular" S. m3 n, Z8 K5 v: C1 s2 m
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And with an assist from me
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$ F+ \; j/ j1 l To be who you'll bee8 h: h, B; M0 ^/ I! K0 m
5 k1 Z( Z; ^$ G0 b2 g( Q. Y Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:7 n# n& K4 R, ~3 W% B( b' z
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There's nothing that can stop you5 e7 H6 i0 x1 n& s
6 U/ H# c+ `8 { From becoming popu-/ ?: \# u" p5 z2 d; [. Z6 \
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