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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face6 @- G% j5 h; @1 g
^/ R- }& D8 V" d' y( n7 y Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed1 _* v5 g! T/ [1 _
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Follow my lead& ~; K2 F. Z; E4 `" S
$ u. G. L4 Z* J' A And yes, indeed' B. `; z: N; ?3 |
) w) f) f) s# o6 V$ f: o( g You will be:
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: [1 q, m( X; J v9 Q8 l Popular!7 ~! G8 w( x& R
! l6 x/ R( P7 o+ A1 Z$ i1 o You're gonna be popular!& j8 X, X( j* j! Z; }# `0 \. e- T
8 q, z) J0 n8 a, l% U I'll teach you the proper ploys
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When you talk to boys
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I'll show you what shoes to wear
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' g, t4 @" y9 T, l$ t% `5 L4 h Everything that really counts. |6 l' @' ~9 H& I5 ^+ g
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To be popular/ Z- m7 k: v& x; T/ ?% \8 x1 w
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I'll help you be popular!1 b. z- I. g% X" C% v8 Q% _
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You'll hang with the right cohorts) D& P3 V/ E" ~# u+ c% ^7 G( V( G
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You'll be good at sports
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Know the slang you've got to know
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6 X4 u6 v5 \8 N H' w) [% t6 b So let's start" P7 O+ @- q- q
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:) I! s& n& M) D
0 A# P* C6 w8 X% g2 _: f$ @ Don't be offended by my frank analysis, h, p" t: M" n8 S# L$ H
4 F# l3 D5 h3 i3 U% L5 t" K" y Think of it as personality dialysis% D ^. [* P1 L! o0 L( o, L |" M& R
: h5 R/ I) {/ P" @ Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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* c, k3 f; X* q; ? o- ^ There's nobody wiser# U# F9 y1 p! w; e+ Z: O, D r
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- e! }5 l. ]& ]( M* ] I know about popular
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And with an assist from me
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$ R; a3 x/ r! t& h" u2 _ To be who you'll bee
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( {% P# f* g% b+ w# q There's nothing that can stop you6 I# X( v* [3 n1 i" Q
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