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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face8 m8 _! r+ y, f
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Follow my lead
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5 y# Y. R( K: R! u' `) @ And yes, indeed
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You will be:8 o2 q4 I( B( q4 S- S/ Q% r" g
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! H4 \. Q, ~$ [3 ]) a) P Popular!, ~- t# B( ~# m" X7 u6 }% [6 n+ \
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You're gonna be popular!
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I'll teach you the proper ploys( D# W* H6 L% M
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Little ways to flirt and flounce
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I'll show you what shoes to wear
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How to fix your hair
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Everything that really counts' U; `5 M. q0 `2 r# f7 U
# }- q0 L# E# Z0 T9 P# L- M" c To be popular
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I'll help you be popular!
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You'll hang with the right cohorts. Z. S I' T* E7 J9 O# I. r
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You'll be good at sports
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Know the slang you've got to know5 _; { M1 F0 Z c) c! B
3 N R! |9 f1 c9 B' y: o! y So let's start
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E7 `9 S) L: a! [$ a 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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8 U. t$ a! h/ g1 T" b6 T& Q Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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+ s9 j! A$ m1 w$ O* ^6 M Think of it as personality dialysis
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+ v3 S; R8 V' o- P$ G J! I# B Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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. D5 v+ ^: J3 ` Sister and adviser
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There's nobody wiser
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Not when it comes to popular -( U/ h: X" y; @" q2 z/ Y7 I5 `
9 f. |/ [" P7 K3 Q I know about popular5 D, G; P: y) b7 H% B" W
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And with an assist from me
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J, q: B0 c( U: v) |+ B% j0 S Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:: y3 F; q" C& Z+ I" x$ Z
( z3 }1 R* o& a0 P There's nothing that can stop you- h! t$ i% X; [4 t& k
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