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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
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Follow my lead# n8 w- E6 A: P# L' h; D0 o+ e
8 n5 C) O7 }& l And yes, indeed4 Q5 P% t$ @8 d- }7 ?
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You will be:0 m* x$ q% V9 t8 R( l
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5 E, p+ x0 s; o; F9 R2 D1 b; g Popular!! |5 E; O! \. D% T0 T
' w' l/ S2 C i) r- w4 ] You're gonna be popular!
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5 `8 ?" c7 z. G/ f: f8 G* v% g$ T! F I'll teach you the proper ploys
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When you talk to boys" b8 f- x( D9 F1 L
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Little ways to flirt and flounce1 ?/ C: e0 ~+ K
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I'll show you what shoes to wear
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) C6 a! O( y( M How to fix your hair
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Everything that really counts v! H% L# k3 {% M5 ?6 h
* l! K) r+ F8 n& p5 K To be popular X* Z6 t9 ?5 x/ o4 p
' H: V5 N) H( x/ s5 R1 E5 S I'll help you be popular!
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You'll hang with the right cohorts! a7 B' A. q/ X4 l# l
* Q; C( [6 H& C6 v4 V You'll be good at sports& d o+ S/ i7 e0 k' g, a. @' V( r
" U9 x' K9 R" _* |- B) {, m) h0 L Know the slang you've got to know
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6 m m _) \1 H, D# J6 r+ D So let's start
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:+ {' V. _; s7 V( z0 U
! u" |* w; V, m) E" [/ ]* m; ^ Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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Think of it as personality dialysis
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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There's nobody wiser; A4 B% @7 P7 }9 G* f* ^7 p
: I7 c; |. n8 e# u7 x/ {! e Not when it comes to popular -! f' C9 I: M3 S& n' s$ c0 q
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I know about popular5 z3 H6 n$ ^. U q) F$ ?, K& e' ]
& |$ z" k3 z. `' P, `7 j And with an assist from me$ [1 {2 u' q `; T: p
* r, ?0 H6 H( j& h; Y- r) P3 c To be who you'll bee
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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There's nothing that can stop you
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From becoming popu-
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