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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face) }7 o$ f7 ?" ~% A( l3 _
0 P0 z3 t: o' t7 D+ \ Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed8 r) E! y8 z; ?9 [
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Follow my lead
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4 a, T' h7 Q f/ l0 G And yes, indeed2 |! c+ z [" ~8 a: ]; E2 M
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You will be:8 }; c s/ t: T& W. Z( M* g! U; S
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# s& ~& O# `' F# M( H. y6 y Popular!6 Z# Y' J, m; m# j
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You're gonna be popular!* J9 \$ g& M8 z3 [
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I'll teach you the proper ploys# ^2 {9 n# r8 d1 u" U* g
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When you talk to boys* K+ A' J! |9 }+ p
8 n/ |% ?3 V, s8 ~( x9 f Little ways to flirt and flounce
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I'll show you what shoes to wear
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Everything that really counts: C! P3 ~2 @6 v/ ~8 F; K1 V" \
$ j _; V( z8 M To be popular! H' _0 }4 O+ V6 [- ^
5 g6 K7 Y# p+ h I'll help you be popular!! A" O' O+ ?" H% Q' Q+ n+ {3 a4 w8 J
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You'll hang with the right cohorts" Y" {/ K! z3 [4 b9 I9 h9 s
# k; ?- a2 b4 _ You'll be good at sports
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Know the slang you've got to know
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/ t3 W4 F, M: ~( }1 Z0 F8 T So let's start$ [. n6 Z2 }# S1 v
# v( K" |! T$ S- z 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:2 O* Q' v3 K8 N
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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Think of it as personality dialysis9 E) ~8 L" R9 P7 S. Y
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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X5 D6 u1 o+ N0 O4 ~ There's nobody wiser, h& M9 R4 r5 k
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Not when it comes to popular -7 Y% I9 _( z" x& _$ T7 L1 c
/ ?0 E3 V p4 ^( u. @- R3 S5 u I know about popular% C# k+ s$ h" w: K
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And with an assist from me
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To be who you'll bee; m7 k3 m+ W2 x
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:# J# i5 M& `7 e# i$ U+ |
( W* C4 J( U( i+ c There's nothing that can stop you$ \4 D, J* z% g5 Y1 U$ y
; ~# B' ^0 c% E( Q( D8 @ From becoming popu-
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