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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face9 R$ B& K7 N2 b) v
$ i6 ], i9 S# B* B) U: z n Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed+ u) y* K- @( K% z6 J& \
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Follow my lead
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& z* S' {* k/ j$ U% T( \! K" V And yes, indeed
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You will be:
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Popular!6 D2 t5 E! ~# O) j' ]
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You're gonna be popular!
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8 u. p. w; B- r) @3 H0 B I'll teach you the proper ploys! w" H1 q: h9 `) z
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When you talk to boys
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T0 [3 k% V; n3 J; } Little ways to flirt and flounce! s+ X4 k% ?3 n4 b% b$ b
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I'll show you what shoes to wear
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How to fix your hair
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Everything that really counts
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To be popular+ I7 k0 E$ c8 X- f4 R$ u" b
+ y0 }5 L9 e2 h' w2 J5 ^8 n I'll help you be popular!
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You'll hang with the right cohorts
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You'll be good at sports
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( B& r4 `8 m- `* _+ p7 |6 u6 @ Know the slang you've got to know2 R6 a/ a- z$ B n- r, N; n: p; E4 ?
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So let's start! }! j3 S* l& @( [. ]! e; q* B
/ I2 W) p% y3 `& b, U 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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; u' s; U+ {4 N- d5 s8 k' o3 R Don't be offended by my frank analysis: f9 D4 ^) u0 Z/ G- C9 A+ v
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Think of it as personality dialysis* p0 N* U* @' X0 i6 Q( V
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a, X2 P: S; e$ g
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Sister and adviser _" @, m6 P( X/ \
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Not when it comes to popular -, d/ x. c0 s5 y7 \. ^& z+ v
3 O* v8 C8 ^9 s I know about popular
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And with an assist from me+ G1 x ~" L5 A6 A
# D2 H O2 M$ K; n* d To be who you'll bee
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4 \, f0 p6 X- S! @! G" ] Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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4 m4 C `) K2 N9 E There's nothing that can stop you7 R5 w2 }- f3 {5 z6 e3 @
" G0 C" H2 a( R# M0 a# w From becoming popu-9 H. j, t1 g8 |
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