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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
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& A8 J+ b# m7 A Follow my lead
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: d- L8 A4 B @6 s p6 B And yes, indeed
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You will be:1 m. H3 Z6 P# z$ l
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* r& g9 A7 F3 S# l' t X6 x- K$ U You're gonna be popular!0 e, `! R7 [5 n3 u, l# a; k) {# y
6 m5 V7 i" Y/ }, G" B( [, v I'll teach you the proper ploys
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: r' N1 H6 I* s2 i6 p When you talk to boys8 ^, I* y( P4 R; x" Y
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I'll show you what shoes to wear
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4 O) x0 v% r( a8 o o5 J; i How to fix your hair% l+ c% u% _* v% ]
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Everything that really counts9 E! x* h0 S( Y
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To be popular
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I'll help you be popular!" \5 r+ }: B! M$ w$ q. ]
6 g/ o8 |# | B2 n; k$ W* S You'll hang with the right cohorts
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" g# B! I/ L! N U1 G You'll be good at sports7 W w( g' d2 |8 W& ]
8 O8 ^2 D0 j+ `3 @9 S4 _0 [3 e% T Know the slang you've got to know
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So let's start, g4 |( ?8 W4 ]/ ~" k# b( C
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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$ |2 k* ^' ^0 i# z! {# _ Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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; h6 y! d4 |- Y7 `+ ~6 x* s8 ~; g- R Think of it as personality dialysis- k7 ~) d6 ?9 S6 N, y Y* D7 h
/ g& t+ k. i& N! f( c! E Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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) ~* E. h- H8 X: c7 \ There's nobody wiser* w U2 H9 @0 a6 Z! ]. d' k- Q
; X+ k! u6 K) G' l, M, r. p7 U Not when it comes to popular -0 ^! V4 N/ z$ F5 m7 K
6 N/ e2 G4 G8 n& C I know about popular. f8 w2 Y' E1 L A
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And with an assist from me
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To be who you'll bee
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:8 k. u7 x) E' m: Z$ I, i+ J: A+ H" w# D
3 Z; @$ ?$ {# |) y$ K# b+ N There's nothing that can stop you- Y* y2 d) ~7 C; O
; F" ?0 e% P- `8 |( y$ g% x From becoming popu-4 Y+ B( S Q0 a9 [. T) \
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