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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face
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9 O0 E% E$ T7 O# { Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed8 Y2 M+ H9 Y2 e; `& C
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Follow my lead$ l5 e* C) r5 O9 H8 L
4 b+ S0 i( s5 R And yes, indeed1 }, y1 A8 [, B; \8 ~: Q9 S, T+ {
# x0 ]0 t6 j9 P3 p You will be:, g+ @& F, _) b# c
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You're gonna be popular!! f: n/ R" f2 ?- B. C$ b; P
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I'll teach you the proper ploys! o3 R6 c9 w9 c% F8 K- Y% _
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When you talk to boys
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Little ways to flirt and flounce, g5 H7 D, c5 v0 s3 m+ y
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I'll show you what shoes to wear; X F1 M v9 r! b1 Q
7 v- s$ d% J2 s5 E+ t; g* e How to fix your hair6 n% w2 F! L+ H( d6 p+ p0 i
/ x* P' R- @9 Q+ q- j. D% ~; ` Everything that really counts
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To be popular, I# p6 | h& | O2 ]& z& R8 B
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I'll help you be popular!. c) S8 |! D9 J/ h) _0 l
; t$ N* q2 S+ s3 |: U2 r You'll hang with the right cohorts0 V9 }5 s9 o! {! J
5 B, P3 |; C5 `$ A You'll be good at sports
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* f$ u% c5 }, c; @' j Know the slang you've got to know
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So let's start. Y( R7 `; t0 v6 i
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:8 L3 q8 G+ f: L
( T9 T9 M7 _. l+ J M+ C1 Y. g Don't be offended by my frank analysis( Z6 Z- o; k: I4 P
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Think of it as personality dialysis; W) c, E/ ] ~7 m1 A
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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Sister and adviser# r: L, q! l" f/ l% z, M' g
- u8 ]6 F# u8 b6 }* U2 h There's nobody wiser
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Not when it comes to popular -
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I know about popular
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And with an assist from me
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To be who you'll bee
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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There's nothing that can stop you3 ~6 k$ N* S& a& |( _" a3 Z. q; ?% u
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