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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face& A+ S5 C; V$ d% c
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Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
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* A1 ~ o7 Q4 U1 t0 V Follow my lead
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. @& L6 [( m% ^4 W8 i% t And yes, indeed
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: f9 N: j2 s" o! ] You will be:
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Popular!
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6 h' h: T0 M* x& l+ J' g$ r You're gonna be popular!5 J- N1 a0 G% K$ V
' t5 o- a) r* v1 X' ~" T I'll teach you the proper ploys
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When you talk to boys
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1 \5 f! Q% Z7 K, v# P! ] Little ways to flirt and flounce
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# W. D9 \" { d! w I'll show you what shoes to wear
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5 G8 h% k4 |" m How to fix your hair
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, p! T6 r5 S2 K F/ ~( {8 U+ G Everything that really counts; L; [9 O; \9 A' c
$ c$ @0 I% X1 M$ }3 q& D; n To be popular
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/ \; v1 ^. ~; Z2 q I'll help you be popular!3 L8 G, c9 k, z& K6 |; ^: J/ u
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You'll hang with the right cohorts8 I$ u5 g1 q9 b& C5 u @
, \# H8 e+ A# S( B( p You'll be good at sports
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Know the slang you've got to know/ R: S/ R" C# v+ V _7 e, {
. A* c8 ^& ]+ [9 t, M) z0 C7 h So let's start
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
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* H0 r$ S; T4 G: z) V Don't be offended by my frank analysis
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Think of it as personality dialysis6 f8 Y% m5 P8 \. |2 C. _5 _
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a5 O5 Z& v3 r' w
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There's nobody wiser
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Not when it comes to popular -
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I know about popular
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And with an assist from me+ o6 b) L4 D& f: D- ^6 I
. L( P0 S2 f O8 E To be who you'll bee
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Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:
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) K7 S2 @8 `8 w5 e- o; \7 k There's nothing that can stop you; ~+ y! [: D: s, F, w' H
6 U/ S: O7 D% z* Y( s1 y! Y From becoming popu-$ }( B+ u9 a8 G9 f X* |
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