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Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face% i3 b |/ l, F
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Follow my lead
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) p2 m3 `3 A, g: v# p. r! h+ A And yes, indeed# S+ L. e6 L* G! m
9 r, B( f, [1 w, ~ You will be:1 _! p2 t, U7 P) `& P
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# m" W/ L4 d4 ` Popular!
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You're gonna be popular!
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I'll teach you the proper ploys% }3 F q7 A% ]1 S, z" |
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Little ways to flirt and flounce8 J- G& o+ W/ o: J! E
! F- x* T& R+ M- S% n' g I'll show you what shoes to wear+ h4 D9 l. ]. Z+ i" B3 y! l
; \8 U& \! O( c3 I/ n How to fix your hair
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# N& T/ j6 {0 ?& P$ r Everything that really counts
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To be popular
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2 R9 E& W2 \) ]- h" N I'll help you be popular!! L9 D. W0 Q* Q8 A9 A& [' L
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You'll hang with the right cohorts
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Know the slang you've got to know
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2 J! ?0 ~+ K* ` ~+ D So let's start
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'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:7 ^% Y# _; }. t( Y4 q
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Don't be offended by my frank analysis+ d/ c9 ~. d' I; l- y
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Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
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There's nobody wiser
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Not when it comes to popular -
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I know about popular
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2 w( }/ q, q% [0 |; C1 P' d And with an assist from me
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To be who you'll bee
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" s7 I) [+ x# ~2 ~4 D! i2 q2 W2 d Instead of dreary who-you-were: are:* s9 l4 w; t5 @
: C: E/ @& F# S! E" |% Y6 k# ~ There's nothing that can stop you0 d8 g4 m8 R0 S3 w/ [) R( z
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